2009 | Aug | Jul 28 27
+ / - a horrible movie i made of the lightning last night
“i really only made it so i could use this song.
”
+ / - "do i have to?"
“my dad was invited to the facebook. that's the minus.
the plus is that he doesn't ...”
24
+ permanent brunch
“they should change the name of the restaurant to Heaven.”
15
+ dance moves that rock
“this little boy named henry is an amazing dancer. he has several other videos on ...”
+ immersion blender
“joel found an immersion blender on the street. we washed it three times and gave ...”
10
- what does this mosquito think it is doing in my bedroom?
“get ready to die, emmer effer.”
09
+ / - AT FIRST i was like... but then i was like
“ http://atfirstiwaslike.tumblr.com/
this website is awesome.”
07
+ times when the calories don't count
“
when it's free - eating brownie (and cake and cheese and olive) samples at the ...”
06
+ it's real!
“the G train is really going all the way to church ave! just like they ...”
| Jun 26
+ / - mj
“is there is a more appropriate subject of a "+ / -" post than michael ...”
22 19
+ los angeles
“have i mentioned i am going there next week? ALSO can you believe it is ...”
16
+ the singing kids are back!
“
CANT GET ENOUGH OF THESE KIDS”
11
- rain
“I feel like it has been raining for years.”
10 03
- hormones
“everyone ought to read this blog entry on nytimes.com
It's short.”
+ the hangover
“i can't explain it, but i want to see this movie. who wants to come ...”
01 | May 29 28
- sandals
“Every summer I look for a pair of comfy sandals, and every summer I fail ...”
26
- today
“i slept too late to go running even though i promised i would go running, ...”
14
+ alex feder
“If the band was an animal, which animal would it be?
Probably a sloth. ...”
09 04
+ all the trenching ladies put your hands up!
“Folky cover of Single Ladies by everyone's favorite, McCarthy Trenching. Perfect since I was just ...”
01
+ crawincidence
“check this out! last saturday i went to an awesome crawfish boil where i ate ...”
| Apr 28
+ dogs flying
“a little tiny chihuahua dog named tinkerbell was swept away in a gust of wind. ...”
- missing the "mexican restaurant" boat
“how did i manage to miss the fact that burritoville closed? luckily, baja fresh ...”
27
+ saw my first bad spray tan of the year
“helloooooo summer!”
+ twitter
“plus minus is now on twitter! we might be a little late to the party, ...”
23
+ devoting all my time and resources to having fun this weekend
“haircut appointment postponed!
apartment cleaning duties shirked!
laundry dropped off!”
22
+ mysteries
“from the new york times:
More boys than girls are born all over the world, but ...”
21
- having a job
“and another free cone day goes by, un-enjoyed by me. sigh...cherry garcia...<3
i would have made ...”
17 15
- undervitamining
“my bottle of vitamins is going to expire in may 2009!!!!”
- the internet
“why is it that i can type "new york blood" in the address bar and ...”
+ the king of pop
“michael jackson is auctioning off (or i guess some bros who are trying to get ...”
14 13 12 10
+/- when my coworkers' moms send us boxes of easter candy
“rrghhhh.....”
? would you be grossed out if...
“you were my dinner guest and I cooked you food with fresh herbs from my ...”
+ hot bod (trying anyhow)
“i just signed up to run a 4 mile race in Central Park on Mothers ...”
03 02
- no doubt
“it isn't cool to still like no doubt, but i do. and tickets to their ...”
01
+/- things i would like to eat right now
“1. bbq
2. a doughnut
3. indian food
4. steak and eggs
5. mashed potatoes
(i would like one, not ...”
+ shmadorable thing my little cousin told me last week
“"on this vacation i am going to be a photo journalist. my daddy is getting ...”
- current alarm clock situation
“does anyone REALLY love their alarm clock? or have you heard of any great alarm ...”
| Mar 17 16
- if you seek amy
“the chorus of the radio edit is "if you see amy" instead of "if you ...”
- lunch
“i ordered a grilled cheese sandwich with a side of honey mustard. what i got ...”
13
+/- britney's ridiculous filthy new song and video
“i just don't know. it DOESN'T make any sense.”
11
+ recipes from the nyt
“like sarah, i made a recipe from the times this weekend as well. i was ...”
09
- i need that hour back!
“i just spent 10 minutes trying to eject a CD from my computer at work ...”
05
+ jury duty is hilarious
“a. the jury summons is signed by the county clerk, whose name is Nancy Sunshine
b. ...”
04
+ dougie doozle!
“the minnesota senate race saga continues. baby brother doug is going to be testifying (by ...”
+ phil collins
“at the recommendation of my favorite texan, i recently downloaded two phil collins albums, and ...”
- trickery
“i walked into Rite Aid this morning to purchase some boring drug store items, and ...”
03
+ associated (aka el faro) supermarket
“the same store made famous in the Bell's Stuff posts has struck again. Currently they ...”
? applepear
“has anyone heard of/had one of these? i bought it from the store today and ...”
| Feb 27
+ an ounce of water weighs an ounce
“I have had 6 tall glasses of water today and have not peed. which means ...”
23
+/- poop on my shoe
“i have been sitting here for like 20 minutes thinking MAN i smell terrible! how ...”
20
+ old men
“
i love this song”
18
+ O+
“I got my blood donor card in the mail with my blood type which is ...”
11 09
+ easymac for breakfast
“happy hung over monday.”
05
+ our blog, only better
“awesomer plus minus”
04
- empty blog brain
“i haven't had anything to blog about for a while....nothing is new or interesting.”
| Jan 31
- the streets are hot tonight
“i just got back from duane reade on flushing and broadway. here is a list ...”
29
+ liquid band aid
“i've been pouring liquid band aid on my thumb since "the accident". this crap might ...”
- cutting myself
“i cut my thumb wide open last thursday after watching 30 rock. it still sort ...”
27
+ shlomo
“is a hilarious name.”
26
+ happy monday!
“this morning on my way to the train, a bird pooped on my head and ...”
+/- holy rock and roll adventure!!
“Black Lips chased out of India by police! Good luck Black Lips! Be safe!”
22
- friendster
“i got an email about a friendster comment today, so i decided to sign on ...”
21
+/- travelzoo weekly top 20
“deals are great! but though you tempt me travelzoo, i simply can't afford to go ...”
+ donating blood
“this weekend i am going to give blood for the first time. i'm kind of ...”
20
- foggy brain
“just went to the brooklyn public library website (bpl.org) and noted "huh their site looks ...”
19
- ufos
“unidentified filth on shoe :(”
+ not being punished for doing stupid things while wasted
“on new years eve i lost my wallet either at madison square garden, at a ...”
16
+/- huge banana
“this banana i bought today is giant. i feel sort of filthy just holding it.”
15
? do you have Monday off for MLK Day?
“informal survey. respond in the comments, since we never figured out how to do a ...”
14
+ two (free) bloody marys with my (free) lunch
“i love other people's expense accounts and i hope my boss doesn't read my blog.”
? sarah wonders on wednesday: should i join a CSA?
“i really like the idea of it. i want just-picked organic vegetables delivered to my ...”
13 12 09
+ the important things
“we have a new intern coming in. we hired him at least partly, if not ...”
07
+ joy of cooking 2009 desk calendar
“my mom got this for me for Christmas. every day it has a different cooking ...”
06 05
+ resolutions
“sarah and i have the same new years resolution: to floss every day. and my ...”
- trace adkins
“so the other day i was googling badonkadonk and i came across this ridiculous video ...”
| ||||
2008 “So far so good!” | Dec 25
- - the end of Sparks
“that shit was gross, and we are all better off without it. here's to tongues ...”
24
+ healththousand nine
“so this christmas eve while my family is at church, i am at home alone ...”
19
- i think my coffee has some string in it
“and now i don't want to drink it any more.”
11
+ / - new toilet seat
“the super is in my bathroom fixing my broken toilet seat. i need to pee.”
09
+/- blip festival
“i worked two nights of the blip festival at the bell house. it was hilarious ...”
- there fuzz have exploded
“i washed all my sweaters this weekend. in a separate sweaters load with woolite. I ...”
06
- peanut brittle: 3, sarah: 0
“i have now made three failed batches of peanut brittle. two were huge public failures. ...”
05
- total grammar and punctuation fail
“i just got this email at work, with some name changes to protect me from ...”
| Nov 25
- hoods on things that are not hoodies
“well coats are okay too. but i was at Old Navy and EVERY SINGLE cardigan ...”
+ "the real shaq"
“shaq has a twitter, and it's fucking awesome.
http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ”
24 21 20
+ what type of blog is our blog
“i went to this site http://www.typealyzer.com/ to find out what type of blog + / ...”
17
? what is bell's stuff????
“in the window of the grocery store around the corner from my house, there are ...”
14 13
- google maps
“so i just did a google maps search for "central america" because i was trying ...”
12
- lies
“From the weight watchers website:
"Did you know that most canned pumpkin sold in the United ...”
- thong tha-thong thong thong
“i really need to do my laundry asap. :(”
- bad driving awards
“I guess its not a secret that i have a car in the city, and ...”
07
- the saddest part of my day
“is when the udon noodles are almost gone :(”
05 04
- i voted
“but they didn't give me a sticker!! did you guys get stickers? how am i ...”
| Oct 31
- tracy morgan
“is actually kind of stupid and trashy as it turns out. huge bummer.”
30
+ crazy for udon
“i had never had udon before, but the deli near our new office has it ...”
28
+ duane reade
“the duane reade man forgot to ring up two of the items i purchased today. ...”
+ science
“i found this adorable science project while trying to find out how to best preserve ...”
27
- jealousy
“in this week's 30rock episode (which i watched early on hulu), there is a scene ...”
+ frugal halloween
“i was ASHLEY TODD for halloween this weekend (an early halloween party). it went over ...”
+ wonkette
“wonkette is the only website getting me through the next eight days.”
24 21
+ AM NY
“They did their top 15 bands to see at CMJ, and 3 of them were ...”
- Kashi Go Lean Oatmeal
“Gross. Really undelicious.”
15
+/- apartmenttherapy.com
“i want to love this website, and i want to make it a part of ...”
- shame
“my boss brought in a big jar of candy (kisses, mini hershey bars, and mini ...”
14 13
+ i have a dream
“last night i dreamed about obama for ages. seriously. i somehow got to meet him, ...”
- having no digital camera
“if i had a digital camera, i'd blog way more. there are so many things ...”
08
+ grandma's answering machine
“"SO glad you CALLED! leave your name and number and THERE YOU GO!"”
07
- game got real
“I would like to crawl into a hole and not emerge until November. I am ...”
03
+ rock rock the red and black
“news from home: the st paul central minutemen scored 12 points in the last 5 ...”
02
- being a bitch
“yesterday i was going into the subway and i saw two police officers, one of ...”
| Sep 26
+/- i dont reeeaaaally understand exactly what's going on
“but i am hoping there is a way the economic crisis will result in me ...”
23 22
- no ketchup with my fries
“lunch fail”
19
+ park(ing) day
“there are parks in parking spots all over the city! this is adorable and awesome! ...”
+/- hot and sour soup
“i love the flavor of hot and sour soup, but i can't identify/am scared to ...”
18 15
- nooooooooooooooo!!!!
“due to a saturday night that was not at all in the spirit of Healthtember, ...”
+ diet root beer
“oh my bod, it's totally delish. also, travis, sorry, i had some of your diet ...”
+ typing race
“i am not usually into facebook apps, but this one has got me hooked. i ...”
13 08
+ / - tomatoes
“i hate tomatoes but i love tomato products like ketchup and tomato sauce”
+ boom.
“goodnight and good luck.”
07
- chinese delivery in my neighborhood
“i spent about an hour last night trying to find the "best" chinese delivery in ...”
+ flight of the conchords
“love it <3”
- cowardice
“last weekend i was given a fish eye ball to eat. i put it in ...”
+ / - the olympics
“the olympics were an unexpected highlight of my summer. now that they are ovr (and ...”
+ fairway
“i love fairway in red hook especially on sunday nights. checking out takes no time ...”
+ sparkles
“i would like to wear sparkles. like sparkly tights or a sequin-covered dress. can anyone ...”
+ daydream believer
“daydreaming is an important part of child development (duh, but still vindicating).”
- dunkin donuts egg white flatbread sandwich
“less than 300 calories, way less than delicious”
+ialol
“shorthand for "I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD"”
+ feeding ian's cat
“the other day my friend ian said he needed to ask me for a HUGE ...”
+ personalized pancakes
“http://www.instructables.com/id/Pancake_Modification_Tag_Your_Cakes_How_to_tak/
can you tell that i am hungry?”
+ the bell house
“yay! union hall's new venue the bell house is opening on september 18 with a ...”
- summer of mosquitos
“if there is one thing that has defined this summer for me, it has been ...”
+/- money money money
“a. i am effing broke
b. i can NOT stop listening to abba gold.”
+ spicy pickle
“a new restaurant just opened near my apartment and even though it is a chain ...”
+/- brett favre
“so, i dont care THAT much about football. but i was raised to hate the ...”
+/- falling off a bike
“last weekend, as part of healthtember, i did a little bit of drunken biking. and ...”
- panda dogs
“they are just chow chows that have been dyed to look like pandas. my life ...”
- TS Hanna
“What a let down.”
+ BLOGMANIA
“So Sarah planned ahead and outlined her 12 blog posts, but I didn't. I'm just ...”
+ HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY!!!
“Today is the one month blogiversary of the one year blogiversary of plus minus! what ...”
06
- magazines
“while organizing my magazine collection the other day, i realized that almost all of my ...”
04
+ norm macdonald
“I caught the very end of the Bob Saget Roast on Comedy Central the other ...”
- no more shorts
“The end of summer means an end to wearing shorts, which I just began to ...”
+ fall is in the air
“I'm pretty sad that the summer is now officially over, but I am loving the ...”
| Aug 30 28
- overkill
“just peeled TWO stickers off of ONE peach.”
27 25
+ never flee from glee
“says the underside of the bottle cap from my magic hat #9. this is my ...”
22
- things that are boring
“1. obama text message
2. the olympics
3. the economy
4. pandas”
21
+ healthtember
“who wants to have a healthy september with me? i would like to minimize drinking, ...”
+ itunes
“they're giving me my money back for the wrong ratatat album! suh-weet.”
20 14
- what happens when you assume
“so i've been hearing ratatat all over recently and really enjoying it. i figured i ...”
13
- old habits die hard (with a vengeance)
“in mid-may i handed over my phone-answering job to the new assistant in the office. ...”
? sarah wonders on wednesday: wtf is this song i can't get out of my head?
“it's the one about the guy who is made out of food. and his hair ...”
12
+ lucy you know the world must be flat, cuz when people leave town they never come back
“country party playlist has brightened my bad mood. that and the prospect of pre-show margs ...”
+ DUMBO!
“headed to dumbo tomorrow morning to start looking at new office spaces!!!”
+ blogiversary
“the one month blogiversary of our one year blogiversary approacheth!!! (our one year blogiversary was ...”
+ jury duty!
“i received my spankin' new ny state driver's license in the mail last week, and ...”
? how do you decide it's okay to cut off someone's grandfather's head and shoot it in the face?
“I am reading this book Stiff by Mary Roach and I love love love it. ...”
06
+/- two faced kitten
“cute or monster? cute monster?”
04
- "hey sexy"
“memo to all men who hang out on stoops on 13th st between 1st and ...”
+ book quotations
“let's all share some of our favorite quotes from our favorite books! here's mine.
“I had ...”
| Jul 29
- FAIL
“ in other news i just spent nearly an hour trying to photoshop kanye and me ...”
+ midwestravaganza!
“yay! tomorrow morning i leave for Minnesota, where, if all goes according to ...”
+ universal packing list
“typically, at about 1:30am (and sometimes more like 3am) on the night before i go ...”
28
- deodorant
“i have been using the same kind of deodorant since i was a sophomore in ...”
- those guys who run their headphones under their shirt
“i don't get it guys. why do you do it? it seems so stupid to ...”
+ broil
“so turns out broiling is easy AND the food turns out delicious! how could i ...”
+ cleaning up after fruitsgiving
“you know that feeling of satisfaction when you sweep the floor and produce a nice, ...”
27
? wondering on sunday...
“why don't they make single serving bags of tortilla chips, like they do for every ...”
23 21
+ / - lunch
“i got grilled cheese and cole slaw for lunch, and the last time i got ...”
18
? where can i find fruitcessories??
“anyone seen any around? cherry necklace? strawberry-printed shoes? apple earrings? anyone know where i can ...”
+ fruitsgiving.com
“so it's available. can anyone out there help me buy it and make it into ...”
+ staring into the abyss
“i saw the dark KNIGHT last NIGHT at midnight! i haven't seen a midnight movie ...”
+ typos
“i was just trying to type nice + tight (well really i couldn't decide which ...”
16
+ oh em eff gee
“look what lindsey found.”
- robots
“nothing is more infuriating than trying to get a live person on the phone, and ...”
+ be proud of the things you do
“this advice was given to me the other day when i was having some waves ...”
15 14
+ tour manager blogger
“sweet!”
11 10 09
? sarah wonders on wednesday: how do solar panels work?
“i just looked at several websites about solar power, and i SORT OF get it. ...”
05
- john mccain
“from a recent new york times profile of the senator from arizona:
Small misstatements become instant ...”
+ creamsicles
“i would do anything for a creamsicle right now.”
02
? sarah wonders on wednesday: what is the singing office?
“what on earth? i have seen posters for this show. i dont understand ...”
- REAL cannibals
“"A BOY of seven was kept chained in a cellar by his cannibal family — ...”
01
+ haunting oboe music
“awesome band name. to be honest, if i wasn't a former oboe player, i would ...”
+ i'd do anything for a cupcake
“happy birthday sarah!!”
| Jun 30 27
+ my body is a wonderland
“i am officially:
quitting smoking
starting to wear ear plugs at rock shows (as soon as i ...”
- mysterious secret
“there is some secret brand deodorant in our office bathroom. it's been there for ages ...”
+ / - rain
“it's about to rain!
from gothamist:
There is no reason to believe that any of this weekend's ...”
26
+ cereal
“eating my fourth bowl of life brand cereal in 12 hours. i forgot how much ...”
25
? sarah wonders on wednesday: what are isotoners?
“what are isotoners? when did oj have them? this is important in determining how long ...”
- too many text messages
“this month i went over my text message quota by 84 text messages, which costs ...”
24
+ creative cat calling
“tall man: "ooh girl! you're my height! wanna play one on one on the basketball ...”
+ love from ameera in israel
“"p.s. i can see lebanon every day. i think of you when i see it."”
23
+/- this weekend
“why does everything that's supposed to be bad make me feel so good? i ate ...”
21
+ / - home
“i'm at home in massachusetts for the weekend. we've always had a mouse problem in ...”
20
- i'm trippin this drink got me saying a lot
“had a big night out last night. probably said stupid stuff to cool and ...”
19
+ lollapalooza
“in preparation, i am going to listen to kanye west non stop for the next ...”
18
+ hilarious typos
“from the first avenue website:
Thursday, July 31
Main Room
9:00 PM / 21+
RITMO CALIENTE ...”
16
+ a cheeseburger
“i would do anything for a cheeseburger. probably even that.”
14
- dunkin donuts
“this morning in the dunkin donuts i saw a man ACTUALLY wearing a tee shirt ...”
? what are they talking about?!
“at least eight out of every ten cab rides i take, the driver is talking ...”
13
+ the onion's review of the new weezer record
“among other things, it is apparently breathtakingly stupid, dispiritingly awful, and unforgivably soulless. here 'tis.”
- air conditioning
“there is nothing more soul-stabbing than wearing a sessy summer dress to the office and ...”
11
? Sarah Wonders on Wednesday: Where is my hangover?
“Where is my hangover?”
+ journey
“journey = togetherness”
10
+ card catalog!
“i just discovered this CARD CATALOG CREATOR ONLINE AND I LOVE IT
http://www.blyberg.net/card-generator/ ”
09
- USE PROTECTION
“26% of New York City adults have the virus that causes genital herpes. please be ...”
06 05
+ sarah is back!
“her hangover is gone and she wants to hang out tonight!”
- most of my face
“my sunburn from last week is peeling. i'm disgusting. i look like a...i dunno...something gross.”
04
+ birthday
“my birthday is coming up soon. ok so it's almost a month off. but that's ...”
03
- barack obama
“tonight at the roy wilkins auditorium in st. paul, my baby brother is graduating from ...”
02
+/- muxtape
“ok, so i gave it a try. this mux is actually a way-pared-down version ...”
01
+/- summer
“i just got my first sunburn and last week my beach sheet made its 2008 ...”
| May 29
+ field guides
“the best week ever field guide to sex and the city movie-goers”
28
+/- camp
“i never really liked camp, and i never went to sleepaway camp. still, this book/blog ...”
27 23
+ i couldn't tell if you were a bitch or totally bitchin'
“been rocking out on the platform lately to jukebox the ghost. a little bit of ...”
+ faith in humanity
“this morning i got through the turnstile just after the train doors closed. they ...”
22
- the "do not call" list
“in the two weeks since registering my cell phone number with the "do not call" ...”
21
? sarah wonders on wednesday: can we do online polls on here?
“can we? becca? i want to take a vote on something.”
20 19
+ perspective
“http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/”
17
+ cougaring
“shia labeouf looks like a total effing stud on the cover of GQ. how old ...”
16 13 11
+ not being wasted
“i took the train home last night at around 2:30am, after having just a couple ...”
+ Mom Squad!
“my mom's a blogger!! (Katie Burger)
But also, weird to read in the newspaper that your ...”
09
+ celebrity
“apparently the xyz affair are going out for cheese steaks in philly tonight with marc ...”
08
+ / - patio furniture
“becca wonders on thursday: why is patio furniture on target.com so expensive? where can i ...”
07
? sarah wonders on wednesday: how can you tell whether a pineapple is ripe?
“roommate phillip has purchased a pineapple and it is sitting lovely on our kitchen table. ...”
06
- cinco de mayo
“erin and i had zero luck finding chips, salsa, or margaritas last night. we ...”
05
+ cinco de mayo
“there's nothing better than an excuse to have chips and salsa and margaritas. easily my ...”
04
- hot men who turn out to be married
“god we're getting old.”
03
+ / - food coma
“so good, but then so, so, so bad.”
01
+/- nothing is lost, but there are rats everywhere
“last night i found my missing watch (under my bed) and my missing ipod (on ...”
| Apr 30
? sarah wonders on wednesday: what is a muxtape?
“i dont get it. once you make one can you listen to it? ...”
+ shopping for jeans
“last night i went on an emergency jeans-shopping mission and it was wildly successful and ...”
29
+ an entire bottle of red wine
“only 10 points. i know what i'm having for dinner tonight!”
- pissing
“apparently there is a phantom pee'er loose in my neighborhood! a few months ago there ...”
28
- bad aim
“i have a REALLY hard time getting my butt in the single-butt-sized space between two ...”
27 25
+ i'm proud of livin with the cock-ah-roaches
“oh man i love the hoot”
+ steve the bartender
“only charged my card for six drinks, even though i think i ordered seven hundred.”
24
+ my job
“have been dealing with a crisis today. here is an email i wrote, related to ...”
+/- mem'ries
“i got a voice mail last night from my little brother who is a senior ...”
23 22
? lunch in general
“i eat lunch at my desk every day. sometimes if i'm feeling a little cabin ...”
- cardboard boxes
“i designated today "clean up the office day," because our office is really an old ...”
+ today's lunch
“i am in the middle of eating my second favorite sandwich on earth: roasted turkey, ...”
+ space pen
“you know what i hate? dumb souvenirs. i hardly ever buy souvenirs for people for ...”
17
+ you're the shit and i'm knee deep in it
“i <3 frightened rabbit.”
+/ - http://www.diarrhea.com/
“this is the domain name for pepto-bismol!
thanks to aj for tipping me off to this ...”
16
+ finding the right word
“i just called this guy a weenie. weenie is not something i say ever, but ...”
? Sarah Wonders on Wednesday: Who Writes the MTA Posters?
“Yesterday on the subway platform I was reading that list of rules, and I noticed ...”
+/- working for the weekend
“it's only wednesday, but i can't stop thinking about brunch. where will i go? what ...”
- PRINCE IS PLAYING COACHELLA
“come ON guys. i'm not going to be there! how thoughtless of you! i hate ...”
15
- the "new" polaroid
“THIS
FUCKING
SUCKS”
- grape taffy
“to the first person who emails me their address (or puts it in the comments), ...”
+ DUMPED!
“The Wachtinator strikes again.”
+ things that are so delicious i wish i could swim in them
“bagels*
french fries
beer
angel hair pasta (in a pinch, linguini will do)
beef stew
bloody mary
guacamole
corned beef hash
*clarification - ...”
14
+ typos on purpose
“sarah: i will email in a sex
sarah: i did that on purpose”
11
+ naps
“i would like to take a moment to recognize how awesome naps are.”
09
+ delayed gratification
“my mom sent me some taffy from the savannah candy kitchen. if i put a ...”
08
+/- fame
“i have tried to be gracious, but seriously if another person stops me with "omg ...”
07
? "we have a king cam question about this.... and ... so... watch the screens.."
“all of the people from american idol are on larry king right now (a show ...”
+ getting lunch delivered
“i got lunch delivered to the office today for the first time (maybe) ever, and ...”
05
+/- loneliness
“i totally just peed with the bathroom door open.”
? Sarah Speculates on Saturday....
“How many points in a croque-madame?
(i'm planning ahead for brunch tomorrow)
(also i'm drunk)”
+ npr
“my dad was on npr this morning!”
04
+ george strait real late
“i am about 15 minutes into a movie from 1992 called Pure Country. did ...”
- loneliness (part 2)
“my roomies are gone!! who's going to keep me company this weekend? whose food am ...”
- loneliness
“last night i saw a boy on the train doing that acrobatics routine, but all ...”
+ meg suggested brunch at petit abeille
“i heard "why don't we go to brunch at potato bay?" and i just spent ...”
03
- tic tacs
“we somehow got a mega-pack of tic tacs in the office and they somehow ended ...”
02
+/- a difficult last name
“"good afternoon, may i please speak with sarah morose?"”
+ / - go west young lady
“it would be easier to find a husband if i lived in a western city.”
01
+/- april fools day
“i just don't like not being sure, you know?”
+ / - google custom time
“ i'm truly unsure how to feel about the new custom time feature in gmail. it's ...”
| Mar 30
+ super sarah
“sarah and i are both working today, but she actually went into the office! now ...”
- children running amuck
“a family moved in next door and there are empty boxes all over the hallway. ...”
- getting caught rocking out on the subway platform
“today i was rocking out on the subway platform and this guy i know caught ...”
28 26
+ SUMMER!!!!!!
“the first pool show has been announced!!”
25 23
+ fung wah!
“i took the fung wah from boston to new york this afternoon, and for the ...”
15
+ poetry
“some mascaras talk volume, but let's confess
honey that's not volume, that's just one big mess!
try ...”
+ plus minus exclusive SXSW blog - DAYS 3 & 4
“wowowowow. Well it's almost over. I don't know how I survived it.
On Thursday after I ...”
- black eyed peas
“so i know i didn't blog yesterday. i'm sorry there was just too much ...”
13
+ plus minus exclusive SXSW blog - DAY 2
“WHOA! Today I went on a total binge. A Red Hot Chili Peppers binge. I ...”
12
+ plus minus exclusive SXSW blog - DAY 1
“Hi everyone!! It's been a crazy first day! SXSW actually started last night with a ...”
11 10
+ ra ra riot and ? band names
“ra ra riot is so good. i like them so much it kind of makes ...”
06
+ / - AIRBORNE HEALTH SETTLEMENT
“https://airbornehealthsettlement.com/
i filed mine!! 40 BUCKS IS NOW ALL MINE
thanks jenn!!!!!!”
+ / - men who do housework get laid more
“INTRIGUING.”
03 | Feb 29
+ staying in on friday
“Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives is going to the Twin Cities!!”
28 26
+ If you were the floor
“I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a ...”
24 21
+ explaining the lunar eclipse to drunk strangers
“drunk dude: i just dont get it. how can the earth cover the moon?!
me: well, ...”
20
+ not!
“Not! is a grammatical construction in the English language expressing disagreement that became a sarcastic ...”
16
+ / - vacation
“So while Sarah is on the beach in Jamaica, I am working through the weekend ...”
13
+/- packing light
“i would like to tell you, friends, that i am a phenomenal packer. i have ...”
12
- cartoon mucus
“the mucinex ads make me miserable. i am not even going to put a picture ...”
11
+ pickles
“god i love pickles.”
08
+ animal videos
“If i had a penny for each time I have sent a friend a cute ...”
? emotional shopping
“according to cnn,
Study participants who watched a sadness-inducing video clip offered to pay nearly four ...”
07
? the new york city beta male
“"So goes the refrain of the New York City beta male — that gentle, endearingly ...”
+/- over-vitamining
“just washed down my women's one-a-day with airborne.
my own version of "i put some whiskey ...”
05 04 01
- getting my not-really-a-holiday holidays mixed up
“just registered that it is february 1st and had a moment of panic about the ...”
+ mufon time
“do you believe?”
| Jan 31
- sensational news coverage
“according to wcbs news, i live in "hollywood east".
”
30
? ron paul
“is he an acid casualty? he seems like an acid casualty.”
- the great cherry tomato escape
“this morning i was trying to drop a little plastic box of cherry tomatoes into ...”
+ new xyz affair site!
“check it out”
+ / - google search terms
“my name in quotations is the #3 google search term for my job's website.”
29
- office uniform
“on the way back from the trash chute i ran into a stud in the ...”
27
+ / - celebrity political donations
“this list is a really great way to kill time. my personal favorite entry is ...”
25
- hypocrisy
“today i wore some eyeliner.”
24
- orange juice in my eye and ketchup on my sleeve
“i am a total failure.
(this also reminds me of the time my little brother doug ...”
- procrastination
“i just did my taxes! i feel grrrrreat!”
22
? oscar picks!!
“who are your picks for this year's oscars? mine are in bold. the categories with ...”
+ U2 3D
“i am totally going to see this on saturday. who's with me? ”
21
+ / - internet memes
“i feel like i missed so many of these.
i'm glad that the 300 page iphone ...”
? Christmas hats in England
“I just watched Notes On A Scandal, and on Christmas it looked like everyone was ...”
+ new category
“we've introduced a new category called "?" for things we have questions about. if you ...”
19
+/- clothing swap
“this afternoon i am attending a clothing swap. for those of you who are unaware, ...”
16 15 14 12
+ desolation row
“maybe my favorite song ever.”
11
+ alabama (the band)
“as much as i like the idea of having classy taste in music, there is ...”
- huckabee
“this is funny, but REALLY SCARY TOO.
”
09
+ obama
“i love people who make me love america again. sometimes it's hard to see beyond ...”
+ the new radicals
“what if "you only get what you give" had been written and performed by the ...”
+ art project
“just spent the last hour on an art project at my desk. like with scissors ...”
+/- cane
“last night on the train a super stud was checking me out. then i realized ...”
07 06
- exile on mainstream
“the new matchbox twenty songs are no good. total bummer.”
- failure
“got kind of drunk last night. ”
- "you spelled gluttony wrong"
“i am watching my super sweet 16 and the theme of this episode's party is ...”
- BLOODY MURDER
“the couple who live upstairs AND the couple who live across the hall from me ...”
04
+ resolutions
“just used the postage meter to weigh out how many pretzel nuggets in a serving ...”
03
+ getting enough sleep
“i had trouble sleeping last night, but this times article made me feel better about ...”
+ / - shut up and sway your hips
“"An hourglass figure has long been perceived to be the ideal figure for a woman ...”
|
2007 | Dec 31 27
+ the new workout plan
“does your current workout plan leave something to be desired? when you finish it, are there ...”
24
+ thermal silk tights
“FANTASTIC”
23
- disaster
“my american apparel gray v-neck tee is....LOST.”
21
+ / - driving drunk in minnesota
“sarah, this one's for you.
"Sometimes things just go from bad to worse. Ask the 22-year-old ...”
+ my actual top 10 favorite bands of 2007
“becca did a pretty good job actually! cold war kids were totally 2006, and ...”
20
+ / - christmas gifts
“I asked my dad for an iPod this christmas since mine seems to have been ...”
+ vh1's best songs of the 90's
“I am in heaven tonight! FIVE STRAIGHT HOURS OF 90's SONGS AND COMMENTARY! What ...”
+ / - sarah's top ten
“Sarah asked me to take a stab at her top ten bands of 2007. Here ...”
+ a christmas gift from jesus
“the other day ray the dog walker/fish feeder came to a show at union hall!! ...”
19
+/- mistletoe
“everyone likes a good public smooch, but did you know that mistletoe is a parasite?! ...”
18
- cravings
“i want this so bad i can't breathe.”
17
+ THE BAKLAVA IS HERE!
“every year for the holidays we get a big box of baklava from the majestic ...”
+ (believe it or not) neil young
“tonight i went out to dinner and to see neil young w my boss and ...”
14
+ elf yourself
“This is amazing. Becca is a way sexier dancer than I am. This ...”
13
+ cake
“who knew after all these years they still have it? they gave a way ...”
+ new york
“saw a woman getting on the subway the other night carrying a big baloon-sculpture penis ...”
11
+ ipod solitaire
“seriously. i just discovered this, and i am now brainstorming ways to make my ...”
10
+ / - be kind rewind
“the trailer for "be kind rewind" looks pretty good, but so did the trailer for ...”
09
+ semisonic
“i was checking out this band and they reminded me of semisonic enough that i ...”
08
- winter
“i'm here in nebraska and holy shit is it cold! they have snow too!”
05 04
+ colored labels on gmail
“FINALLY”
03 02
+ / - imaginary sex partners
“a few months ago i blogged about how men seem to lie about how many ...”
01
+ the weekend
“just painted my toe nails black. also purchased spray-on snow and applied to windows ...”
| Nov 30
+ the christmas spirit
“attacked me during my elevator ride to the office. something about the new pornographers ...”
29
+ my hilarious brother kareem
“kareem and i have had some communication problems. he never writes back to my ...”
+/- driving
“in response to meg
+ driving!
- changing lanes
- going on the freeway
- parking
- losing my car ...”
+ / - the worst foods in america
“Worst Starter
2 Chili's Awesome Blossom
2,710 calories 203 g fat
194 g carbs 6,360 mg sodium
check out ...”
28
+ i fixed sarah's password
“this is becca.”
26
- sick
“i've been sick for almost two weeks.”
25 20
+ adoption
“i'm changing my name to sarah mroue felice!”
19
+ thanksgiving
“some things i'm thankful for off the top of my head and in no particular ...”
17
- weather.com
“how is it that when i just looked up the local weather report, weather.com tells ...”
+ chinatown bus
“i am probably jinxing myself by writing this post, and will die in an overturned ...”
16
+ BLOGGING
“carrie brownstein (who used to be in sleater-kinney) has started blogging for NPR, and her ...”
15
+ / -
“i sort of wish i still went to the doctor's office so i could steal ...”
14
+ skateboarding dog
“awesome
”
- "i'm not there" soundtrack
“ugh. really. and it's two discs. hopefully after this we'll listen to ...”
13
+ / - id for cold medicine
“i just had to show id in order to buy cold medicine.”
- airplane food
“the fact that most food on most airplanes sucks goes without saying. but last night, ...”
+ vacations
“i wish i could take a 5-day vacation every weekend. thanks for holding down the ...”
12
+ 'tis the season...
“the L train platform at Union Square smells like stink bomb every single morning, but ...”
09
- today's coffee
“cold and bitter. ”
+ / - great power, great responsibility
“so, our printer has not been working this week. somehow it has come about ...”
+ strangers
“last night when i was working at union hall this dude came to the show ...”
07
+/- small changes to gmail
“i see them now. do you guys? i dont really have strong feelings ...”
06
+ last night with my roommates
“i am in a great mood today
1. kuntry karaoke was amazing and so much fun. ...”
- ADVENTURED OUT
“twelve hours in the car and two chicken sandwiches in 24 hours can really kill ...”
02
+ football
“1. i have watched four episodes of friday night lights in the last 24 hours, ...”
01
+ / - horoscopes
“my monthly horoscope told me to buy an iPhone after november 10th. it also told ...”
+ halloween in park slope
“favorite things i saw last night:
dr zizmor (found this, btw. fascinating)
jdate.com
2 GUTS contestants ...”
++++++++++++++++++ ray seidelman
“ray was one of the best teachers i ever had the pleasure of studying with. ...”
| Oct 31
+ the go! team
“
this band is awesome and this video is awesome. ”
30
- the small changes to gmail
“i might be the only person to notice the small changes gmail made overnight, like ...”
+ don't look back in anger
“PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR LIFE IN THE HANDS OF A ROCK AND ROLL BAND
AND THROW ...”
+ email karaoke
“i love my roommates. but also, i think this sounds fun and i think ...”
+ ecospots
“check out this contest for Ecospots, which are, it seems, commercials about climate protection. ...”
+ / - free tacos from 2-5 today
“at every Taco Bell store in the country! the + / - is because almost ...”
29
+ the darjeeling limited
“to kareem, doug, and amelia:
in approximately 15 years, i'd like for us to have a ...”
28
- the time warner lady's voice
“you would think with all of the money that time warner makes, they could hire ...”
26 25
+ curvy women
“have smarter babies!!!!!!!”
- soy milk
“it seems like if i'm just putting it in my coffee, i shoudln't be able ...”
+ free rice (but not for you)
“i got an email from my friend Chris this morning about a site called freerice.com. ...”
24
+ wikipedia
“holy shit. i looked up sean combs on wikipedia to see what i should ...”
+ you know you're (at least almost) a new yorker when...
“you see a super famous person and then forget about it immediately and forget to ...”
- food on my shirt
“i'm never going to find a husband at this rate.”
23
+ / - halloween
“what will you be going as?”
+ yeasayer
“i like this band they are awesome”
20 19
+ fans
“one of my favorite things to do at the bowery ballroom is sit in the ...”
17
+ good clean jokes
“q: why did the scarecrow win an oscar?
a: because he was out standin' in his ...”
- getting older
“i really miss making / receiving mix tapes as a part of courtship. :'(”
+ macduffie unicorns
“for anyone who has ever doubted that my high school mascot was The Unicorn”
16
- facebook and - getting older
“to the kids i used to babysit who are friending me on facebook:
you ...”
+/- netflix
“they really should have adult films. it's so discreet it would be perfect. ...”
+ sarah's roommates
“thanks for being such good sports. i miss your comments, and sarah loves you.”
- cockroach on my desk
“i dont really have anything else to say about it.”
+ / - grey rape
“can we have a conversation about this?”
+ the lady at target
“told me i looked like a "famous person". nice.”
15
+ fresh direct
“they lowered the minimum order to $30. incredible. i love them.”
14
+ security deposit
“i got my security deposit back from my old apartment - THE ENTIRE THING - ...”
13 12
+ fall
“i am so into the weather today!”
+/- reading
“do you ever think you're almost done with a book and decide to finish it, ...”
+ the office
“i couldn't find a clip from last night's episode, but this is pretty funny too ...”
10
+ / - weird week
“this has been a really weird week, but at least i got to eat some ...”
08
+ cup noodles
“for lunch i am having cup noodles and a banana that is so mushy i ...”
07
+ sand in my moccasins
“went to the beach at 2am.”
06
+ new jersey
“tonight while the rest of you went out and had wild fun, becca and i ...”
+ rudolph delson's letter to the postmaster general
“read this. it's hilarious.
also the rest of his website is fun and funny and ...”
04 03
+/- nachos
“now i feel like there is a brick made of cheese and beans in my ...”
+ nachos
“for lunch i ordered nachos from taco chulo. they are ENORMOUS AND SO DELICIOUS.”
+ proper names for animal groups
“a secret obsession of mine. a blessing of unicorns, a shimmer of hummingbirds.”
02
+ the new thing in my bathroom
“hey roommates. i am digital-camera-less. will one of you take a picture of ...”
+ creepy, abandoned mental hospitals.
“this one is in my home town. i used to be obsessed with it. i ...”
+ creepy, abandoned chi-chis
“thanks andy”
+ the 90s
“i did not compile this list, but damn, i wish i was your lover.
extreme - ...”
01
- new cell phone
“oh my shmadorable slider phone. farewell. you are so old i cannot ...”
+ park slope (and brooklyn in general)
“i like that while walking around park slope listening to the new pornographers on my ...”
+ more from hillary
“from: John Grisham
subject: Carrots
Dear Sarah,
Hillary once told me that she reads my novels for relaxation. ...”
| Sep 30 27
+ glasses
“while i am flattered that having four eyes is popular and trendy right now (i've ...”
+ hillary clinton emails
“some time ago i was tricked into donating $1 to hillary clinton in exchange for ...”
26 25
+ sarah mroue
“let's hear it for the girl!”
- air fresheners
“"Watch enough TV commercials, and you get the sense that Americans are obsessed with air ...”
24 20 19
- crying at work
“canada revenue agency + trying to actually talk to a notary at a bank of ...”
- lunch
“i baked a pizza for lunch only for the dough not to rise. it is ...”
18
+ EMOTICONS
“happy birthday :-)”
17
- absentmindedness
“i brought some pasta for my lunch. instead of putting it in the fridge ...”
15
+/- the internet
“last night i was babysitting. i put the kids to bed, and 3 minutes ...”
14
- losing my goddamn appetite
“i was so excited to go and get a slice of pizza for lunch today. ...”
+ tgif!
“holla”
- mike gravel on americans
“"i have no problem saying that americans are getting fatter and dumber."
woah! i totally want ...”
+ point smart click safe dot org
“
this made me spit out my ice cream!”
13
+ salty everything
“the everything on my everything bagel has more salt than usual this morning. delicious!”
12
+ pavement "easily fooled"
“easily one of the greatest songs ever.
Hey, do you need a reason
Is there a separate ...”
+ strangers
“i was drinking an iced coffee while waiting for the train and the sort of ...”
- mikey's hookup
“stupid hipster geeks with no customer service skills. i will kick your ass.”
11
+ excuses not to exercise
“"A researcher at the UK's University of Portsmouth has discovered that 60% of women experience ...”
+ THE ONION
“holla atcha, boys.”
- pitchfork
“somebody needs an editor badly! (THREE WORDS: SYNTAX, DICTION, CLARITY). whenever i read shit like ...”
+ snooze
“a really goofy word, and a really brilliant concept.”
- roger federer
“not cute. also who IS he? i prefer alex feder.”
10
+ brutal honesty
““He had his chances today, many of them,” Federer said. “You could sing a song ...”
+ wearing nothing but sparkles
“
Oh Brit, what have you done?! Come back!”
+ oh no! oh meg!
“these are a few of my favorite things!”
09
- my life
“i just made my hungover self a big bowl of black beans and couscous. ...”
- being broke
“just checked my bank balance. :(”
06
- high pitched car horns that sound sort of like fucked up breaks
“the worst ever. they seem to be installed on those 11-seater vans a lot.”
- misuse of "backslash"
“everyone is always talking about backslash. "you can hear my band at myspace dot ...”
04
+ historians
“i majored in history and i sort of miss conversations such as the following (which ...”
+ googling yourself
“some people talk about it, but everybody does it.
Rebecca Laurie competes as an amateur boxer. ...”
| Aug 31
+ Moulin Rouge
“especially when you watch it with your gay roommates and just skip to the good ...”
30
- dumb question
“me: hey what is that record that everyone from omaha is on?
coworker: which one?
oops.”
+ ben kweller's "sha sha"
“serious classic!”
- dating your co-workers
“Forty-three percent of workers in the United States say they've dated a fellow employee; of ...”
+ time warner
“i have the internet.”
29
+ More Parodies
“track 3:
525,600 Contracts (Season of Tours)
”
+ Okkervil River
“
Or should I say ROCKervil River?
”
28
- time warner
“i have been in my new apartment for almost a week and i still have ...”
+ parodies
“me and sarah have a brilliant parodies record in the works. titles include:
worst day of ...”
27
+ my favorite typo
“(on im)
friend: how are you?
me: ok. busty.
seriously i do this all the time.”
+ duck races
“The 28th annual Great American Duck Race was held this weekend, the cornerstone of a ...”
26
+ self tanner
“Every time I visit Facebook.com, there is a new photo album of someone I grew ...”
+/- fire fighters fighting fires
“Like most of you, I tend to smile and wave when I see fire fighters. ...”
24
- staying up late
“i'm sleepy. and grouchy.”
+ staying up late
“Right now, at 2am, I am in such a great mood. Sometime soon I ...”
+ / - moving out & packing (in that order)
“it is my last night sleeping at 90 rivington & i feel like shit. fitting. ...”
23
- new britney song
“this is for sarah.”
+ / -
“"we are who we pretend to be so we must be careful what we pretend ...”
- devil sheep
“confusing.
http://www.youtube.com/v/NMShvQa4SI0
”
22
+ / - going out on school nights
“i mean, i did have a fun time.”
21
- Losedorphins
“I just participated in my first ever ebay auction. I lost. But i ...”
20
+ / - the hamptons
“+ gorgeous beaches, lots of trees, huevos rancheros
- madras, collar bones, over-tanning, killer waves”
- "why you glasses so big girl?"
“said the guy downstairs to me this morning. because i need them to see!”
+ belle and sebastian as outro on wnyc
“"wrapped up in books" closed out a segment on obsessive book collectors like myself”
+ / - moving on
“not sure how i feel about crying a tiny bit this afternoon when the guy ...”
17
- shitty designing tips
“i've recently become interested in interior design magazines (proof of my old age) and their ...”
+ new apartment
“i signed the lease! yesssssssss”
- smelly nyc subways
“the jmz platform smelled like rotting trash today.”
16
+ office life
“My coworker just walked in to the office and announced, "The UPS guy got ...”
15
- working in bed
“not only is there no desk on my roof. there is also no ...”
+ country music on world peace
“I've been listening to a great country compilation from Razor and Tie called Kickin' Country. ...”
+/- Desk on the Roof
“I wish there was a desk on my roof so I could do some work ...”
14
- papercuts
“they hurt a lot.”
- no correlation between money and brains
“fuck our bachelor's degrees.”
+ moderation
“wtfd. MODERATION IN ALL THINGS.”
+ / - anderson cooper + larry king
“i can't seem to find the link on slate.com right now, but, there is an ...”
13
- people who steal
“my friend was telling me about this time she couldnt pay for her frozen yogurt ...”
- people who mumble
“today at the frozen yogurt place, the debit card machine was broken. the two men ...”
+ / - imaginary sex partners
“men are having sex with imaginary partners?”
07
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