+ blingees 1 comment
the unsung heros of ‘08 and ‘09. here are some of my masterpieces:
+ resolutions 3 comments
sarah and i have the same new years resolution: to floss every day. and my mouth hurts too! what is up with this crap? i know it gets less painful the more often you floss, but i wish i could skip the part where it hurts and go straight to the part where i’ve been flossing forever and feel great.
also, i am considering a sonicare electronic toothbrush. any thoughts?
+ / - happy new year! No comments yet
happy new year everyone! i am exhausted and having trouble readjusting to “work”. i also feel strangely apathetic: today in line at duane reade, some asshole cut in front of me (and like 6 other people) and i didn’t say anything! what is happening?
- trace adkins 2 comments
so the other day i was googling badonkadonk and i came across this ridiculous video for “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” by Trace Adkins. did you guys know this song existed? you should definitely listen to it at least through the first chorus. the video is ridiculous for several reasons. first, it’s alright when hip hoppers objectify women. baby got back is in my all time top ten songs probably. but for some reason it sounds more offensive coming from a be-mulleted, kind of old, southern white guy. secondly, judging from the ladies in this video, Trace wouldn’t know a badonkadonk if it sat next to him on the bus! the ladies in the video are wearing short shorts and skirts, sure, but their butts are totally average sized, if not small. not worthy of even a donk, if you ask me.
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+ reminiscin’ 1 comment
you may have all noticed (or just know from real life) that i love mash-up made-up words…healthtivities, fruitsgiving, mextravaganza, staycation (not all of these are created by me, obviously, but i still love them). i was reminded recently of a fun mash-up from my past…this photo, entitled Friendhenge:
the term was created either by chris (pictured, on the right) or our friend sarah c, who was probably in her own friendhenge picture with one or both of us. neither of them read my blog, i think, and so they will never know of their fame.
- - the end of Sparks 5 comments
that shit was gross, and we are all better off without it. here’s to tongues that are tongue-colored (or red-wine colored)!
*note…the - - is a little unconventional i know, but i felt it was the most accurate way to describe my feelings on the subject. i’m not HAPPY that sparks is gone. but everyone is so bummed, and i’m pretty emphatically not bummed. thus the non-minus. i hope that makes sense.
+ healththousand nine 1 comment
so this christmas eve while my family is at church, i am at home alone (no shirt! la la la!) paying some bills, dicking around online, and contemplating my new years resolutions. i have already gotten a head start on my main one, which is to floss daily. my mouf HURTS!
others include getting to work on time, and (like most everyone, most every year) getting a hot bod.
extra credit for paying off credit cards and learning spanish
merry christmas loves!
xo
